Barfly

Updated: March 10, 2010 5:00:19 PM PST
	Reality throws some cold water on hotties "Can I get you something to drink?" I asked the middle-aged man who acted as if he would rather be anywhere else than where he was. "No, just water." They're moneymen, until it's time to pay the bill Lessons learned from a crazy customer An expense account doesn't buy respect The month of love, or something like it Things get bloody on Super Bowl Sunday The more things 'never change,' the more they do Date night can sometimes be quite a show Chivalry takes a beating from Mr. Menace Crazy knows no season - or gender Resolutions for the pain after debauchery Missing the sound of angels getting their wings Better to make batter than face a bitter battle Not quite a recipe for a long life Flirting's all in good fun, until it's not Be thankful someone else works the holidays Hell hath no fury like a lady waiting to take her turn Now, here's a great tip - don't talk about them The critic was the star of this charade A shot of distraction can take edge off quarrels A coaster, or a portal into one's inner ravages? Locals get weird when the stars come out Going where nobody knows your name Watermelons sweeten our confusing fall Nothing veloce about this Italian spirit She finally left, but all 'wives' are replaceable Unlike wine, attraction isn't easily defined Sometimes, you need a little help to make things happen From quiet to crazy in about 4 ounces Make Mary organic, and make her a blonde, too Believe it or not, this is the 'golden age' If a place is good, you can bet the staff is, too Late-night hoopla isn't always what it seems There's really only one daddy who matters How not to get hired in a restaurant Professor goes a little crazy with absinthe Elders may like grappa naked, but its future is all dressed up Being lonely sure can cost a lot Sometimes, dirty is just the way you want it No experience but you want a job? Sure In the company of men and women You can't always get what you want, but try Nothing old-fashioned about drawing a line It's not always wise to place your bets on tradition If Mom doesn't want to be too much trouble, she will be Sophistication has its levels, and some reach top Luck and attractiveness are relative It's a ritzy drink - and a pretty color, too Squeezing blood (orange) from a slow night Who can understand this silly little thing called love? Sometimes, it's curiosity that keeps us afloat Are we in a bar or are we in Hades? Barfly: Sometimes, Mary just shouldn't be that fresh A few ways to respond when she asks for it wet and dirty

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